Subscribe to Real Life Graphic Tee – Touch Grass Internet Humor Shirt | Funny Gen Z Streetwear
Log off. Go outside. Reconnect with reality. 🌱📴
This bold graphic tee is for the chronically online, doom-scrollers, meme addicts, and anyone whose screen time report feels personally insulting. Featuring a minimalist “Touch Grass” front chest graphic and a bold “SUBSCRIBE TO REAL LIFE” back print, this shirt blends internet culture with edgy streetwear energy.
Funny, wearable, and just self-aware enough to hurt a little. 💀
✨ Features:
- Small “Touch Grass” front chest graphic
- Oversized “SUBSCRIBE TO REAL LIFE” back print
- Bold red and white contrast on black tee
- Soft unisex fit for everyday wear
- Perfect for gamers, creators, streamers, introverts, and meme lovers
Pairs well with:
- ignoring notifications
- deleting apps for 6 hours
- pretending you’re going to start hiking
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) for breathable comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean silhouette and less fabric waste
- Ribbed, elastic collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual DTF and DTG printing for crisp sleeve/label and detailed front/back graphics
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and EU 2-year warranty for comfort and safety
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dry-clean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
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L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
28.00 |
30.00 |
32.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
33.00 |
34.00 |
35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in |
15.10 |
16.50 |
18.00 |
19.50 |
21.00 |
22.40 |
23.70 |
25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
